Hypnosis fetish is its whole own thing.

you don't technically have to be hot for cock to dress up like a queen but I bet it sure helps

YOU GUUYYYYS, you're completely ruining Evilhomer's fantasy here!

It's not trying to hypnotize you into believing you're a pretty pony, so I'm sure it's not EH's thing. It's probably just something he stumbled upon.
While searching for pony hypnosis.

Exactly, ashtar!

But I did not stumble on this while watching pony hypnosis videos (which are a real thing, BTW) Oddly enough, I stumbled on this while looking for dramatic readings of vintage American guro stories, to provide context for IZ and Cena's reactions to "Dipper Goes to Taco Bell".

So not clicking on this, it makes all the related videos get really... weird.

Gimme something to read sometime, I'll get my dramatic reading voice on and post it to a throwaway channel or something.

I was looking specifically for "dolcett readings". I don't know of any famous dolcett stories offhand, it's just that the genre itself has always struck me as one of the most profoundly creepy subcommunities of grimdark material on the internet. Not as gory or over-the-top as "Dipper Goes to Taco Bell", "Cupcakes", or my personal favorite, "Hawaiian Dicking", but far, far more disturbing, precisely because dolcett is more restrained and isn't intended as some ironic Aristocrats joke. Like how "120 Days of Sodom" comes off as much more harrowing than Cannibal Corpse lyrics, or how "Flower of Flesh & Blood" is scarier than "Saw".

(DISCLAIMER - don't look up any of that stuff at work)

As for a dramatic reading, would you really be willing to take some requests? I'd have to think about, but there's a lot of great material - ChrisChan, Gonterman, JustinRPG, the entire forum at Tulpa.info - that's just dying for a decent reading! I'm sure the poe community could suggest more!

I've done announcing for events before and have recording gear so the audio part is easy enough. I've also been given a book on horse-mansex by friends for the purpose of giving dramatic readings so if I ever found that I could make use of it, though that one might be among the old books in the crawlspace now.

I think the limiting factor for many of the usual suspects is when they don't really work without visuals. All the Gonterman stuff I've seen needs the bad art to really seal the deal. My major time limiter is the visuals at this stage.

I did one before live of "I cum blood" by CC before, so that's a fairly fast one to add in.

Oh god I forgot abut Hawaiian Dicking.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=143549&what=VOTING

There's a sample of the smooth announcer voice in action. It's the easiest one to break out since it can be done at a normal volume and not leave me shouting about raping a corpse for the people who live under the same roof. Not sure about the audio levels since my audio sources are monitor headphones (sounds okay) and shitty speakers (sounds not okay) to go on.

Did you try kissing a boy though? Maybe that will help!

Hm, better go put on a silky smooth dress on your own just to make sure it didn't work.

Edit: It did work after all.