He's just so big and dumb and adorable.

But at least he's a terrible cook!

At least he's cooking his own food, so there's that. But yeah, dude needs to learn a few things...

At the end, that's the pan of a man whose mom still washes the dishes. Who forgets to put oil or butter in the pan first?

Cutting the bread towards the hand that's holding it.. good thing it's a butter knife.

In fairness, it's pretty easy to go through a lot of your life without learning simple kitchen skills. I spent my college years broke as fuck so it was pretty much ramen or beans and rice for years, and the only kitchen setting I ever worked at was as a dishwasher. Then I got married to a chick who loved to cook, and since she got off work a couple hours earlier than I did, she'd make dinner every night, and I'd buy the wine. I really didn't learn a lot of simple skills (like using a CUTTING BOARD FOR CUTTING WORKS BETTER THAN ON A PLATE, MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A CUTTING BOARD?) and things like that until I got my new job where I cook for someone every day.

Masaokis could teach this guy a thing or two.

Oh wait, no, he's filming himself. But since it's his mom's kitchen she probably should be overseeing this experiment.