Me too, Mr. Backus. Me too.

In addition to work just sucking ass, I learned today our most recent hire is a conspiracy nut who believes in chemtrails and that the Boston Marathon bombing and Sandy Hook shootings were staged by government agents.

Did you know the government is planning to wipe us all out? It bought a whole bunch of coffins and has them stockpiled somewhere.

I'd find another job, but who's to say the new one wouldn't be just as bad or perhaps even worse?