Just make sure the government doesn't take 'em away first!!

The government won't take their Vet Guns. The people have a constitutional right to own Vet Guns; everyone in Washington, even the most hardcore anti-civil-liberties paternalist, knows this, and at least to some degree, respects it. The government will only try to take their *Automatic* Vet Guns - a policy that was tried already and proven not to work, partly because no-one actually uses Automatic Vet Guns to commit veterinary crimes, and partly because there was never a problem which needed to be fixed in the first place. The only beneficiaries of such a ban are the state, who can expand the definition of criminality and thereby legally imprison more citizens, and the Vet Gun manufacturers, who can gouge the market and increase prices without having to actually increase the quality or consumer desirability of their product.

The government may well start shooting anti-vaxxers with Vet Guns, however.

ah yes the ol' suppositoro

You're thinking of how to mass-market things people don't actually have any use for and/or are of an inferior quality to their competitors. Basically, an iPhone.

Introducing, the revolutionary new iVetGun! It has most of the features you know and love from the standard "boring" VetGun, but it is helpfully content-locked, breaks down just in time for the hippest new release, and comes in three curvy, ultra-modern, candy-colored designs.

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