The Quick BMX Jumps Over The Lazy Lamborghini

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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2015-04-20

BMX guy is surely an a-hole, but seriously fuck anybody who owns one of these for any reason (excepting that they just won it as a prize and are on their way to sell it) The fact that pointless ultra-luxury goods like this exist is just a reminder of how broken our civilisation is.

dairyqueenlatifah

- 2015-04-20

My father said the same thing to my mother when she got our first computer.

mouser

- 2015-04-20

Or any whore above 20$.

Hooker

- 2015-04-20

What did BMX guy do to your mom's computer?

infinite zest - 2015-04-20

I work pretty close to this restaurant. I used to be obsessed with Lamborghinis and Ferarris but only had them on my trapper keepers and I've never actually seen one in real life.

SolRo - 2015-04-21

These aren't even rich people cars anymore....they're gifts for the kids of rich people.

The actual 0.1% drove the creation of a ,000,000++ car category, because 0,000 cars weren't exclusive enough

urbanelf - 2015-04-21

Yeah, all the people building Lamborghinis should go home and get real jobs!

Needtodestroy

- 2015-04-20

So there I was with the band I toured with.

We had just played a show in ATL and had to go to the Apple Store the day after before heading to our next show in Austin.

Outside of the mall was parked a Murciélago. No one was around and it was fairly early in the morning.

The driver, ballsy as they may have been, left the top down as it were parked.

So I peed in the drivers seat. That's the end of the story.

++good on jumping the car.

Old_Zircon

- 2015-04-20

That more than makes up for going to an Apple store (nobody actually needs to go to an Apple store).

Have my stars.

simon666 - 2015-04-20

In the theme of Steinbeck, let me offer a platitude: For it is in man's nature that when disopporunity arises in his own life, he is prone to the harshest egalitarian outbursts towards those more fortunate than he.

Hooker - 2015-04-20

A mighty fine saying, simon666. I applaud you. Allow me to reciprocate one of my own:

Fuck this guy and the Lamborghini he rode in on.

Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2015-04-21

Yeah, the apple store to buy apples right? the fruit? The band was hungry and needed apples?

Caminante Nocturno

- 2015-04-20

The streamline shape of the Lamborghini makes this sort of stunt relatively easy and safe.

ashtar.

- 2015-04-21

It's bmxodynamic

bopeton - 2015-04-21

Oh.

I read that as BMW not BMX.

I'm disappointed.

That guy

- 2015-04-21

There's something beautiful about the "go ahead and catch me" nature of this.

Miss Henson's 6th grade class

- 2015-04-21

The waiter's reaction is nice. Also, why buy a super-expensive car and choose that color?

The Mothership

- 2018-12-17

That's Jake's Seafood in Portland, OR, one of the best restaurants in the city.

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