I didn't no documentary to tell me to do bathe in my own piss

This is real medical knowledge passed down for the ancient Pissigoths.

The big drug companies don't want you to see this.

The Romans used urine for cleaning greasy laundry, and for gargling. Apparently, urine is high acidic, so it has many uses. I guess it was sort of the Roman equivalent of baking soda (although chemically, they're sort of opposites, right?)

I remember old Loveline episodes where Adam Carolla would state his universal law to callers: Anything that comes out of your body should not go back in your body.