Basically no longer English.

shite

diving

shite-diving

That reminds me, I was watching the Dota Asian Championship and some Caster in Thailand with a hilarious asian accent was making fun of some guy with a cockney accent's accent and I thought "this truly is a game to unite all english speakers against the fucking cockneys."

I found a full translation on the YT page, thank god.

Maybe I've watched too much Limmy's show, but I understood that whole commentary.