I'm not going to lie, I held my breath at the end there.

Needs a 'spielbergian time dilation' tag.

I always wondered how they got those little grooves.

Fake

I'm having problems clicking on a link to a site called Clickhole. It's like a cross of clickbait and asshole.

I won't do it.

Here is as good a place as any to post this amazing(!) Clickhole article:

http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-mad-men-2329


"Jon Hamm: I am Hamm. Mad Men is about being the secret man who drinks at work. It is about watching a man explode and then saying, “I am that man who just exploded. Give me his trophies.”

Matthew Weiner: At the end of the day, I just wanted to make a show about how easy it is to steal another man’s trophies. That’s why Dick Whitman watches the real Donald Draper explode and then says to the U.S. Army, “I am Don Draper, the man who exploded.” And the U.S. Army gives Dick Whitman all of Don Draper’s war trophies and sends him home and says, “Here is Don Draper, the man who exploded.” I just wanted to make a show about how easy it is to do a thing like that. It’s so easy to steal a man’s name after he explodes. A baby could do it. A dead dog could do it. Right now, somewhere in the world, a dead dog is probably saying, “I am the man who just exploded,” and the U.S. Army is probably nodding and saying, “Yes, you are. Have some trophies.”

The ham goes down, also.

Expertly done. Also: fuck ham.

We put this ham on a moving escalator. What happens next will have you cheering!