Your highlights:
1. He's making a documentary!
2. The Panama Canal is impossible!
3. Australia has cracks!
4. Pangaea pulled apart from magnetic force!
5. The grand canyon isn't sand!
6. Canada is cracking as well!
7. Everyone gets a star!
8. Curves only exist on flat maps!
9. None of the things he talks about later are talked about!
10. L.A. to Osaka isn't discussed!
How about the VERY REAL FACT that anything his atrophied brain and doughy body can't imagine actually doing is obviously impossible for the rest of humanity?