What a cunt.
One time I yelled at the neighbour's kids because they were jumping their bikes over a pile of dirt behind my shed and my six foot fence out into the street and then when I told them oncoming traffic wouldn't see them jumping out from behind the fence and fucking stop doing that, the neighbour got mad and hasn't spoken to me since.
Also the kids threw a bike tire up onto my garage roof I guess because they wanted to jump in front of oncoming traffic or whatever. I eventually paid 50 bucks to a guy with a bobcat to remove the pile of dirt and then I dismantled the shed and the fence because I planned to get around to that eventually anyway.
Maybe I shouldn't have yelled at them using my creepy loner beardo voice but hey I was all bent outta shape at the time.
That's a completely reasonable thing to yell at them for, unlike this.
The people who think their kids should be able to run ragged wherever they please, whoever's property it's on are as bad as people like this lady who think they can tell others what to do on public/their own property regardless of the law simply because they don't like it. I've encountered both.
I live in a neighborhood with a lot of kids and the only time I really had to say anything to any of them was when one group of kids decided to keep running up to my backyard fence and tormenting my dog by hanging on the fence and kicking at him etc. Fortunately they got evicted a few months back so whether their parents were peeved at me or not is now irrelevant.
Needs a Grimace tag.
|Hugo Gorilla |
I don't like anyone in this video.
nothing wrong with those kids
It is a joke.
No, wait. Their shrill, pre-adolescent voices anger me. It's triggers a ancient response in my reptile brain. It makes me want to slaughter each and every one of them in the hopes that their dam will return to her estrus cycle enabling me to breed with her and pass on my own genes.
I made it six minutes. Those kids are mouthy little shits but that woman...
a) neighbourhood control freak
b) engaging little kids in an argument from a groundless stance
c) dressed like Bartman's Hallowe'en costume
"Take yer net n go to yer house."
"Will you give me ice cream?"
These will be my kids.
Binro the Heretic
Children have a perfectly legitimate excuse if they act childish...they're children.
What's this old biddy's excuse?
No no, don't get me wrong; I'm glad that stood up to that bitch.
I just fucking hate kids.
You gotta be pretty stupid to get into a ten minute argument with elementary school kids and lose.
|That guy |
That's how you win a battle.
You don't leave.
Seriously. It's such an awesome quote.
What's up with barrel-assed middle-aged women? Exhibit A:
The tragedy of the commons.
|Crab Mentality |
The kids are all right.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Living in the suburbs ain't worth it.
Neighborhood control freak is right. I had one of these specimens living on the same street as I a few years back, a lumpy middle-aged woman who'd leave passive-aggressive messages with people over every single imperfection of their property - the sort of busybody neighbor who is ready to bitch and whine at somebody the instant a shingle falls off their roof, a discolored leaf rests comfortably on their lawn or their garage door is open for longer than thirty seconds.
She even called the police some times because these kids some houses down the street would be shooting hoops on a driveway at like 7pm during the summer and she thought they were dribbling the ball too loud, and for some reason it really seemed to offend her that these boys and girls would be playing ball early in the evening - like it was something unnatural and "disturbing the peace".
If Biff Tannen swapped genders, aged 50 years and became the gangstalker lady.
|Binro the Heretic |
We all have to age, but we don't have to get old.
I generally hate baby boomers. For every wise old boomer with genuine life experience, there are one hundred cranky, miserable pieces of entitled shit. They go through life being a pain in the ass and ruining everything. Whenever I see a hit piece in the media about how lazy millenials supposedly are, I know it's a baby boomer deflecting attention from their greedy, selfish, annoying and generally retarded generation.
The Purple Shitbag is a perfect example of a baby boomer.
There was a similar lady in my neighborhood (although she was a few streets back, which was even more reason for her to not give a shit) who would harass my brother and I whenever we took our dirtbikes out into the woods. She would run outside with her camcorder, catch us on our way into the woods, and yell that she was going to send it to the police. She blamed us for "erosion". I hope she's dead.
I hate this cultural thing, now, of everyone policing everyone's children and the basic things that kids do is now a criminal activity. A friend of mine who lives near Portland recently had to do deal with this kind of shit where his kids were playing in a park while he was apparently on the other side of the street talking to someone and some person tried to call the cops on him for child abuse or some other bullshit.
I mean, people are having the cops called on them just for having kids playing in the backyard alone.
It takes a village!
Gramma's slipped out of the house again. I'll call you back.
|Jet Bin Fever |
The street belongs to everyone you joyless old shrew.
When you're in your 60's (or however old this cunt is) and 12 year olds are more mature than you, you have failed as a human being.
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