spicediver - 2015-05-12
Someone needs to sample this into a really annoying dance track.
I find new agers are sometimes well meaning, but this wealth manifestation bullshit is so fucking evil and transparent. Brought to you by the same people who once said "money won't make you happy".
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Menudo con queso - 2015-05-12 Apparently this lady/this lady's goofy ass cult is sampled on some Negativland tracks? I tried finding them to no avail. (Elizabeth Clare Prophet.)
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That guy - 2015-05-12 You dated a girl!?
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misterbuns - 2015-05-12 yeah my ealy 20s were all abput the poon.
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misterbuns - 2015-05-12 sry korean phones werent made for my huge sausage hands
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misterbuns - 2015-05-12 yeah that was pretty funny have some ghost stars *****
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nonplusplus - 2015-05-12
Misterbuns, do tell!
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misterbuns - 2015-05-12 She was an art student and she had a picture of that icon looking dude in her room.
I asked her about it, and she told me that was Saint Germain. and that her mother had given it to her.
I was in the middle of reading Foucault's Pendulum ( No. Not that Foucault) and The Comte D'Saint Germain and the Rosicrucians were a large part of the plot.
So I had a lot of questions. Then she starts prattling on about esoteric Rosicrucian lore in this bored way Californian girls talk about everything and I was super turned on.
She was raised in the Church of Universal Triumphant that believes they are the heritage of the Rosicrucian Order. This summit lighthouse thing is some blunted PR tentacle of theirs that doesnt invoke esoteric language and alienate people I guess.
Anyway, she had this whole 'yeah i was raised in a cult' attitude but she didnt seem to have any fundamental problems with the organization. She griped about it like a kid griping about being confirmed into the Catholic Church.
She seemed annoyed with having to travel back to her family for these events but she always went like there just wasn't any other choice in the matter.
I got the impression that she believed all of this stuff even though she didn't want to. Kinda like how you don't like being hungover, but you are, so what can you do, right?
she ended up marrying some start up guy in SF. I have a picture of her naked covered in rainbow paint and now I fuck dudes. the end.
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Killer Joe - 2015-05-12 That wasn't meant to be a reply, but I will say that misterbuns' ended his story with the two best sentences one could ever could hope for in an anecdote.
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RealmOne - 2015-05-12
Oh Mary Clare Prophet. The Late Mary Clare Prophet. Her followers are well-armed living in underground bunkers just outside of Yellowstone Park.
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RealmOne - 2015-05-12 Make that Elizabeth Clare. Oops.
Confusing my Germainian gurus.
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tgn1412 - 2015-05-13
Elizabeth Liar Prophet
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