I wonder if all religions did shit like this in their death throes.
Like, did some priest of Anubis try to write catchy tunes in an attempt to woo back the young Egyptians who were leaving in droves because the temple of Thoth held more appeal for them?
Most religions in their death throes were that way because their people got stomped into the fucking dirt and their temples razed by a neighboring tribe. In particular, this guy's tribe.