Boring baby body

Hey, the corset is back.

I love that no internal organs look! So sexy!

Pbbbbt. Not a very special night out if I don't wind up learning the secret.

They mention back support, but I had a great grandmother that wore a corset her entire life and when she stopped in her old age she was utterly incapable of standing up straight on her own because her back muscles had atrophied so bad.

I love the implication that it somehow doubles as exercise.

If you want to wear a corset that's fine, I guess, but it's going to obvious to everyone that you are because I mean just look at it.

All the weirdness of a traditional corset, without the benefit of improving your cleavage!

Or you could, you know, lose weight.

It's come back to this, has it?

I blame steampunk.