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EvilHomer - 2015-05-17

Yay! She finally got one out of the hopper.


betabox - 2015-05-17

Dammit!


Cube - 2015-05-17

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=54044


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-05-17

Thanks Cayla this is a game changer for me.


Cayla Wood - 2015-06-03

Your Welcome


That guy - 2015-11-23

^ ' e
Here, I got an apostrophe and an 'e' for you.


Scrimmjob - 2015-05-17

You missed the most important IE shortcut, alt+f4.


infinite zest - 2015-05-17

I wonder what happens when I


EvilHomer - 2015-05-17

Wait, if you alt-f4'd out of IE. then how did you post that comment? Also, why are you using IE?


infinite zest - 2015-05-17

Cut and pasted first bro, in Firefox!


somedongus - 2015-05-17

Wait, isn't it a bot submitting these pointless things? Did a bunch of other bots vote it up? Bots I tell you!


SolRo - 2015-05-17

just idiots


EvilHomer - 2015-05-17

No, she's real. I made this for her a few months back:

http://fav.me/d8ijglx


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-05-18

Awesome as always EH.


EvilHomer - 2015-05-19

Thank you! It's actually an older version, I worked on it more - fixed the shadows, added some blood - but never got around to uploading the finished piece. I haven;t really been uploading anything at all since Zoe died, since that's been my main project (except for that one quick picture of Finland's Eurovision band I did last weekend).


Chocolate Jesus - 2015-05-17

welcome to here cayla!

just stay away from johnny holmes


Jet Bin Fever - 2015-05-17

Haha. He's harmless. He's just really weird and will want to talk to you and your mom. He will defend you from us too!~


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-18

I'm a fiftysomething bisexual male feminist and Linux fanboy with about a dozen cats, who is a fan of Catie Wayne and fancies himself an aspiring video artist. What's so weird about that?


Oscar Wildcat - 2015-05-18

He'll John Holmes Motherfuck-her right in the pussy!


EvilHomer - 2015-05-18

You're bisexual?


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-18

This isn't the first time I've mentioned it.


EvilHomer - 2015-05-18

I think you've mentioned it in passing once or twice, but I always assumed that was just your way of deflecting scrutiny over your Boxxy-obsession. You were being serious?


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-18

I don't like the term bisexual, at least applied toward myself. I just don't think it describes me very well. It's simplistic, binary. My sexuality is more of an essay question than multiple choice. My Twitter profile says "ambiguously queer".

Jesus, Homer, if I wanted to deflect criticism over my Boxxy obsession, don't you think I could just not mention it? Also, I'm not really sure how that would get me off the hook, though I guess it lends credence to the idea that my obsession is more about identification than attraction. I've always felt at home in my body, and so on, but I am drawn to feminine icons. I saw Thelma and Louise in the theater three times, because it seemed to speak to me.


EvilHomer - 2015-05-18

Yeah, I think the Twitter thing was the only time you've mentioned it. Might have been more, though, and I just missed it.

>> Jesus, Homer, if I wanted to deflect criticism over my Boxxy obsession, don't you think I could just not mention it?

Ah, but you see, you can't! That is the nature of obsession. If you could stop talking about it, then you wouldn't be obsessed.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-18

Actually, I was very tight-lipped about it, until somebody here, actually, someone in BO-NEWS, traced me to something I'd posted somewhere, probably an old blog that I'd tried to start back in the bad old days called "department of Boxxy" that never got anywhere. It was like two posts, but somebody tried to use it to embarrass me, and I just decided not to be embarrassed.

As far as my sexuality is concerned, like I said, it's an essay question, so I've tended not to talk about it, lest I have to write the whole essay. Before AIDS, when I was in my early 20s, I did some stuff. From 25 to 45, I would have probably been with more men if it wasn't the height of the AIDS thing, and if I wasn't trying for monogamy, which implies picking a gender. Now I'm off the market, haven't dated in years. Since I haven't been very successful in relationships, I don't want that to be what that failure to be what the rest of my life is about. I don't want to feed the need. So now, it's all fantasy, and so I no longer have to pick a gender.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-18

God, I really need to recast that mangled sentence. Since I haven't been very successful in relationships, I don't want that failure to be what the rest of my life is about.


Cayla Wood - 2015-06-03

Thanks


namtar - 2015-05-17

So useful! Great submission!


Cayla Wood - 2015-06-03

Thanks


StanleyPain - 2015-05-17

The best shortcut is when you stop using IE and use a better browser.


divinitycycle - 2015-05-17

Seriously, can't the admins somehow IP-ban these people?


That guy - 2015-11-23

lolwut


ashtar. - 2015-05-17

She makes keychains! Is there anything this dynamic young woman can't do? (Of course, I mean other than not ritually molest children to increase her standing with the dark, unspeakable god that she worships (allegedly))


chumbucket - 2015-05-17

Is this another Cayla flood? I'm afraid to check the hopper.


oddeye - 2015-05-18

Who is this? As a straight to the front page fella I barely check the hopper.


EvilHomer - 2015-05-18

She's a lurker who's been attempting to submit her own How To videos for the last few months. She submits A LOT of them: at one point, more than 80% of the hopper was filled with her submissions. You could literally scroll down the page and see nothing but Cayla Wood videos. She has an account here and has commented on videos a few times; I think she's nice, but a lot of people hate her.


StanleyPain - 2015-05-18

I'm pretty sure this was voted up "ironically." She and one other person vote everything of hers up and that's about it. I know I voted it up just for shits and giggles.


Scrimmjob - 2015-05-18

yup, upvoted in hopes that we'd get cayla back here, so we could tell her not to quit her day job.


Binro the Heretic - 2015-05-18

We have failed. The evil is unleashed. We must be more vigilant.

Should the Gregbenson ever escape the prison of Hopper, we are all doomed.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-05-18

I haven't used Internet explorer in years. Good to know they finally got fucking tabs.


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