son of a goat.

So fucking cute.

the new Jurassic Park movie cut a few corners

See, consumer products are always made by the lowest bidder, but nature only lets the hardest motherfuckers survive. It can be easy to forget this.

Well...That's what you get.

Tail gator.

Gator says, "Fuck yo shit!"

We need more gators attacking trucks in this world. I say we allow one gator per parking lot in the south, trained to go after giant trucks.

I can't imagine any kind of reasonable scenario where this is happening and being filmed at this angle.

Holy cow that came totally out of left field!