infinite zest  - 2015-05-26
God Australia's weird. When I was visiting my cousin this spider, about the size of a normal computer screen jumped onto the windshield of his car. He just used his wipers and was like "eh he just wanted a free ride." I mean, I lived through a peacock infestation because of some ALF thing back in the 90s, and I dunno who would win in a fight between a Kangaroo and a Peacock; they're vicious fuckers and there'd be like 10 in my back yard. But I made the most pathetic scream when I saw that fucking spider, and I like spiders!
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