To be fair, she was also a fan of red wine, dark chocolate, olive oil, and being a bicycle rider until she was 100.

But yeah, I think some folks have better genes. It probably helps to be mobile too.

It's called winning the genetic lottery.

There are African prostitutes with a natural immunity to HIV too, don't mean medical science is lying to you.

Roll the dice if you want to.

Smoking is a filthy addictive habit and some days I'm ready to to some pretty stupid things to smoke a few. The addiction is real, and that's reason enough to avoid it.

Yea, he smokes 12 cigars a day. That's not some prize, that's something they would assign you in hell. He has to smoke 12 entire fucking cigars every day, just to feel less like shit.

DESPITE smoking so much, not because.

Smoking is awesome. Plus it looks really cool. and it makes YOU look cool.
Ya'll a bunch of squares.

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Stop making me try to five-star my own video, you bastard.

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