the onions look downright evil. Also, since when does a bomb count as a topping?

This is his purpose in life, and you bastards are rejecting him for it?

Nobody cares about the slice with that many awesome dancing toppings.

Corn and broccoli?

What's the little Muslim Blob supposed to be?

"Happy Birthday, Pizza Hutte?". Bird or bomb, I want it on my pizza.

onion hitler at 0:16

I'd eat it.

The Japanese make the worst pizza. Squid ink sauce with asparagus toppings?! SIGN ME UP!!!!

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