Rambo had a cartoon.

Holy shit he did! Guess it'd make sense to compete with GI Joe.. but you sure don't see that anymore.. I remember when Guardians of the Galaxy was criticized just because kids might want to check out James Gunn's other work because they liked it so much. Even something like 300, which would be easy to make into a non-violent cartoon seems off the table.

There's so much I love about this and I've only watched the first 2 minutes. I always thought the narrator was saying "bulletproof titanium robotic farts" in the intro, and I love how the guy's explaining to the rest of the gang about how the plasma's worth a ton on the black market, as if they didn't know what they were going to be stealing before they got there.

Also so many excuses to make robo/tin/metal/etc. jokes. Robots in the future will watch this like we watch The Jazz Singer.

Toxic Avenger had a cartoon too. They managed to sell it in that whole Captain Planet wave of environmentalism in the early 90s.

Rambo's cartoon was the inspiring tale of a veteran overcoming his PTSD and rejoining the armed forces.

Kiss my big toe, copper!

Oh yeah! I think it was called Prime Directives though. I just remember it being like Sci-Fi Channel Dune bad, maybe even worse.

Now that I remember, Prime Directives was the show, Dark Justice was the made for TV movie.

It kind of sucks because it probably could've been good. I fell asleep with Netflix on the other night and for some reason it started on Daredevil; I was mostly trying to fall back to sleep with it on but it's pretty good! Robocop's probably my favorite movie that's had nothing but crap after it, running the franchise into the ground, and Daredevil's probably my favorite Marvel hero (not counting Deadpool) who's shitty movie almost did the same, but whose comics and miniseries are bringing him back to life.

Dark Justice used to be on Netflix. Not anymore :(

Here's some of Prime Directives, but it's dubbed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daN4rcjWj_g

Even if I was part of some criminal syndicate, I doubt if I'd buy black market plasma. If I needed an emergency transfusion, Hospitals would still treat me the same regardless of criminal background.

ROBOCOP
FEEL THE POWER THAT WE GOT

ROBOCOP
WE'LL GIVE IT OUR BEST SHOT

brb going to watch the tank police intro.

Yes, but hospitals have to report any gunshot wounds to the police.

That's all well and good Caminante, but would you really want to see any of those robbers try to distract the police with a striptease?