Are they going to make a version with Chavs?

Just what I need: a breakfast that will break my arm for wearing an Arsenal FC shirt

Why do they keep the retarded one with the scarf around? He's just cramping their style.

There appears to be a lot of things about Britain that I don't know about.

I not sure if skinheads are paticularly a great...scratches head.

Am I being bullied into buying this?!

JUST ONE TITCHY BIT OF TOAST?

Everything2's Ashley Pomeroy says their names are Brian, Bixie, Brains, Crunch and Dunk.

American History Chex.

Well now I am terrified to eat anything other than Weetabix for breakfast,

But when will they go to war with Snap, Crackle, and Pop? And who would win?

I guess if your plan is to create a superior race, you should start by making sure everyone eats a healthy breakfast.

Unpopular opinion: I kinda like eating Weetabix dry as biscuits rather than having them get all soggy in milk.