It'll take like 6 months. These aren't exactly the brightest or most disciplined people. Most of them are too lazy to read the Bibles they wave around on Youtube.

I think you already know the answer.

He's just a shitstain reject from Bo News.

Chocolate Jesus is one of our more....... colorful hopper dwellers. CJ either gives 5 stars or one star, nothing inbetween. CJ is what we might consider a personality who sees things in black and white.... not unlike this upset Christian gentleman in this video.

Always answering that burning question: "What would Chocolate Jesus do?"

He's an empty shell. He's hollow inside.

"Never compromise. Not even in the face of crying Christians or cat videos. That's always been the difference between us, poeTV."

-Chocolate Jesus

If Chocolate Jesus enjoys voting down videos, why should he care if I find it annoying? God knows, I could certainly care less if people find me annoying. Let him have his fun. I don't even care if he votes down the Boxxy video I just posted. (Just kidding... THIS TIME!)

The preload image alone is straight-up "HOW TO WEEP THE WEEPY-WEEP WAY", but his accent is like the priest's from the Princess Bride! I can't not want to hug him, even while explaining that our merciful god really doesn't give half an ant's shit what you put your dick into, because he'll find a reason to punish you all the same.

GAY MARRIAGE > SLAVERY?