Yeah, pics or it didn't happen.

...was wondering if it was a rumor originating from another country.

> 5 star reporting there, champ.

Surely you meant "chimp." Do I have to do everything around here?

And he's good with kids.

Damn.

I haven't watched any of the new ones but loved all the old ones growing up. The Tim Burton one made me lose interest completely. But then I read Will Self's Great Apes which I loved and kinda got me back into the idea. Are they more like that?

The new ones are rather shockingly good. Two of the better films Hollywood has produced in the last five years, really. I only watched them in the last few months, I don't watch a lot of movies, and I was very pleasantly surprised.

They're so goddamn great. I also just discovered them from HBO, watched the new ones backward (I actually recommend it that way)

also re: gorilla: Would.

I think western society will collapse due to low birth rates before that happens.

Now we've gotten past gay marriage, so more hurdles to jump to a more exciting world. I'm for all kinds of things like this, maybe we should be showing the world how free we are in America.

That woofed, most who love their pets a lot are Zoophiles, as in a lover of animals. Marriage should be okay as a bond with your pet that's sealed with the idea that the couple has transcended just being 'pet' and 'owner', and have something more.

If marriage with your pet implies something in the bedroom, then that would be in the realm of Zoosexuality, that's more defining.

I'd like to go farther and see it not called anything zoo, the marriage could be just a dedication from mammal to mammal, no matter what the species.

Boomer

Hey, someone else who reads.

Speak!