Seems a bit boring

Some things are best left buried.

What in the hell? This is awful.

Worst level design for a Mario game... and that includes Mario Is Missing.

To be fair, the game was less than 30% complete

The Phillips CD-I: Always butchering good things without fail

Fairness my ass, I've played the CD-I and this is exactly what finished games played like.

Dear Philips: finish basic game engine functionality before producing content

I am glad they didn't finish it.

That's pretty much what you'd expect from the CD-I.

Thrill! to the endless pit of African masks and BATHTUB LAND.

Good grief. I can hear the demo tester lamenting: "sorry, I don't have a fucking clue either".

Collisions... collisions....

How
bor
ing