Old_Zircon - 2015-07-25
This is like 10 years old, surely it's on here already, right?
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SolRo - 2015-07-25 it's badly titled and dead.
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SolRo - 2015-07-25 "In lighter news; Today motorists swerving to avoid some ducks caused a 38 car pileup. 8 people dead, 42 injured, 14 critically. And the duckies made it safely across!"
"It FOWLED traffic for 6 hours! ah ha!"
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infinite zest - 2015-07-25 Oh yeah, didn't catch that timestamp. I see this quite a bit actually, but unfortunately it's usually with a less happy outcome. And that is exactly what happens when you try to have it both ways, making your community a nice happy wildlife habitat but building it up and increasing car traffic at the same time.
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infinite zest - 2015-07-25 “It’s just the risk to the person, human, is greater than the ducks,” Nielson said. “No one wants to hit the ducks, and I get that, but we’ve all driven on a freeway and we’re never thinking, will I need to stop ahead?”
Fuck you Minnesota!
-Wisconsin
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Kabbage - 2015-07-25
Needs "induced sphincter clenching" tag.
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Nominal - 2015-07-25
Cuts off before they start hopping onto alligators' heads.
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Binro the Heretic - 2015-07-25
HOLYFUCKINGSHITMYCHRIST!
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memedumpster - 2015-07-25
I had someone hit a duck right next to my car going the opposite way once. It exploded all over my windshield. I could have died. Never hit a duck, they're like IEDs.
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Robin Kestrel - 2015-07-25
Goddamn stupid ducks.
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infinite zest - 2015-07-25 That sounds like something a Robin would say..
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chairsforcheap - 2015-07-25
why aren't they called bug dogs?
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SixDigitDebt - 2015-07-25
Off they go to start a hockey team in Anaheim.
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