Listen here, you bleeding heart hippies. If'in farmer owners had to follow all these "safety" "rules", and "train" workers, fix "safety" equipment, then they would have to raise the prices of potatoes...the price of your fancy city-slicker French fries would skyrocket! Two, maybe even five cents!

It took them an hour to free him.

































Jesus. Imagine.

My new policy is to automatically upvote anything Chocolate Jesus downvotes, but i think he may have been right about this one.

I've never had to operate one of these things before but on my first day of work some dickhead came and left the slicer at the deli on auto and I've got a scar on my hand because he didn't turn it off. Canada's got the right idea but what about the potatos. How do you think they feel about this?

i was going to take a star off because the whole thing wasn't in that lovable taiwanese 3-d, but darn if this lady's soothing voice hasn't shoved that final star back up. i'm really glad she became a workplace health & safety video narrator and not a librarian or sex shop worker.

There's a "toe" in "potato" now! ;)