but not Brigadier Bra-ha-hah!

Can we have a nurturing the inner 12-year-old week? I mean the good kind!

..but ultimately undone by Corporal Punishment.

Sergeant Glans overdosed on digital stimulation last saturday. "It's all these people on the fucking internet," Detective Clitoris, his partner, said over the phone in an interview only two days before his death. "They won't stop bothering him." Clitoris could not be located for comment.

If it's like any other viral video this will climax pretty quickly and everybody will just try to forget about it.

Something something navy seamen.

In Soviet Ballston Spa, Glans smacks you!

This has probably been pretty hard on him.

He's got to keep a stiff upper lip and keep banging away at it. etc etc etc

This guy is a fucking dickhead

depends on the size; sometimes you didn't mean to!

Although I'm no fan of mob justice, police misconduct wins that contest hands down. It causes more harm when it occurs, it affects many more people, and worst of all, it's sanctioned by the state. Sorry, it's not even a contest.

Yeah, if it's actually against the laws of physics to have police accountable for their crimes, at least there's no Mob Justice Union to protect the mob from consequences.

Mob Justice Union needs to be a Marvel franchise, however.