Not beige.

White.










Like Christian Jesus intended.

LIndybeige.

I don't particularly like the color he chose, but it's not awful. Besides, it looks like a good paint job on a well-maintained house. I definitely wouldn't go on TV and whine about such a color.

There's a house near where I work which is bright pink (like Pepto-Bismol, but brighter) with blue trim. I'm glad I don't have to look at that out my living room window every day.

betabox, why would you even care if it was out your window?
I don't get it.

Because he's two glasses of wine away from being exactly like that if a loud colored house was across the street.

Because some people like to live in a place where they can sit on their front porch without a glaringly hideous eyesore in front of them? Do you people live in revolting hellscapes where nothing at all looks nice? Do you not like to have nice surroundings?

And notice I didn't say I'd raise a stink about it, only that I'm glad I don't have to look at it every day. I'm glad about many things, and that's OK.

Also, I don't particularly like wine.

Also, 2:25 makes me think of chimpanzee displays.

good call

Ha!

And later in the vid, he has an empty wine glass. Surprise.

Hey man, don't blame those jorts. Those jorts are innocent victims of circumstance. They didn't ask for this.

Actually n closer inspection those are the prefab jorts you buy in a store, not the "cut the legs off last year's jeans" kind.

Fuck those racist jorts.

damn straight.

it would also be fun to watch him trip on a curb and chip his tooth.

I think NAs and HAs and all of that bullshit are just a way for nobodies to feel important. I don't think they give a shit about race, in general; they just want to boss other adults around. Plenty of ludicrous complaints have been launched by HAs, regardless of the racial makeup of their target.

Moving into a house where you have to deal with a NA or HA has got to be one of the dumbest things a potential homeowner can do. Getting drapes approved, as an adult? Suck a butt.

Awhile ago neighbors behind me had toilet on their front porch that they used as a chair. Not ironically and definitely not an artistic statement (downtown there might be a toilet or two with "Flush Walker" written on it). They sat on it to smoke.

Next to me was a retiree who I swear mowed his lawn twice a day and kept his bushes so well trimmed they looked fake.

Where I live now there are at least three purple (and one pepto pink) houses i pass on a long walk.

It's all fine. I thought NAs were for new developments. Those houses don't look new. Never had to deal with them though.

Also: it seems people who run these are often crooked as all hell.