Wow, a girl that sucks at video games.

Big shock.

Yeah, the gene for "twiddling your thumbs while looking at a screen" is solely found in the penis.

It's not her fault she sucks, it looks like Doom running on a 286

No, it's just a gene whose expression is inhibited by estrogen. Men who are particularly girly suck at video games too, regardless of whether they posses a penis or not.

TeenerTot is right. That's why there aren't any good women critics.

At all.

it's just that they don't have as much "twitch muscle fiber"

Girls Can't Side Strafe - scientific theory

I've been worried about you, buddy; you haven't been making many pedophile jokes lately, and I was thinking, Oh no! maybe the cops got him? Or he's on probation or something?

Glad to see you're still on top of your game.

In my defense, I can only make pedophile jokes when the opportunity arises. The PoETV community really needs to work with me to help make pedophilia happen.

SFW Pedophilia Week?

No.

Coincidentally, that's how you could describe my brief but uneventful stint as a teacher.

Counterpoint: No They're Not.