You know he gets rock hard and bangs the shit out of his wife in this thing.

What about that silver fox at the start of the video? Dude is a ham pimp.

I used to know the youngest fully licensed Ham operator in North America. She was the daughter of the groundskeeper at my high school (he lived across the street) and was 7 when she was licensed.

By "know" I mean I saw her play the violin a few times (her and her little brother were also concert-grade violin prodigies, probably has something to do with their dad being a Czech political refugee who had practiced the traditional Czech ritual of taking your babies to the front row at Frank Zappa shows and holding them up to absorb the Zappa magic (not a joke, he did it 4 or 5 times and he said there would always be a dozen or two parents doing the same). Also I once saw her get brutally attacked by a rooster.