infinite zest - 2015-11-09
Hollywood Joe seems like a cool guy.
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Meerkat - 2015-11-09
Don't put bell peppers in a food processor it will get all goddamn foamy! Tomatoes neither! I WILL CUT YOU!
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Lef - 2015-11-09
That did look pretty good.
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jangbones - 2015-11-09
AirBNB is a cultural force.
Every AirBNB stay should be videotaped, and the best interactions made into a daily television show.
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Binro the Heretic - 2015-11-09
I make a duchikey every year.
It's a turkey stuffed into a chicken stuffed into a duck.
It looks like a soccer ball with wings & drumsticks.
The stitches holding it shut creak ominously.
We draw straws to see who carves.
"Just nick it and run, Grandma!"
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infinite zest - 2015-11-09 A friend of mine used to make Tofuckin, which was a duck stuffed in a tofurkey. I never ate it because of my veganism and such, but I'll bet that duck took away from the taste of the tofurkey.. I love thanksgiving and cherish the time I get to spend with my family, but seriously mom and dad save the money because I don't need my own "turkey!" Enjoy your bird and I'll eat like one.
Henry is right about us vegetarians though; we don't get into food comas so we're usually a nice combo of drunk and slightly unpredictable, looking around the city for bars that are open once everybody succumbs to the triptophane. Ah the Holidays..
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Binro the Heretic - 2015-11-09 Yeah, see, my family NEEDS the Thanksgiving food coma. If the only thing affecting them after the dinner is alcohol, we would all be doomed.
And I don't mean just my family would be doomed. I mean our family Thanksgiving dinner would be the seed of the apocalypse if we didn't have the food coma.
Also, the tryptophan thing is a myth. Food comas come from a combination of a natural lethargy following a meal, copious amounts of alcohol and having to get up super early to drive to whoever's house is hosting the dinner that year.
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infinite zest - 2015-11-09 Heh.. sounds like my ex in-laws. They're great people and I miss 'em (not so much the wife part) but I always had to work on Thanksgiving, so by the time they were going into their comas I was like "ok so I guess I'll be going now.. thanks guys.." It was always nice because I got a couple of rum and cokes in my tummy before working at a movie theatre until 2AM. Customers are once again tolerable! Yay holidays!
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Bobonne - 2015-11-09 The turkey into the chicken into the duck?
Man, who do you host at this dinner, the local Size Queen Association?
Fuckin' Brutal, Binro. Metal.
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infinite zest - 2015-11-10 Yeah I kinda missed that the first time.. Like, how does that work? Aren't all turkeys bigger than chickens? Seems like it'd be like stuffing a Guinea pig into a Gerbil.. Or is it kind of like the comic Cathy with her pants?
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Binro the Heretic - 2015-11-10 It's a dangerous recipe. So many things can go wrong.
The biggest risk is the danger of creating a singularity into which all the universe could collapse.
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