4:18 Minutes Of Walking Through Las Vegas As A Dad

2nd-person perspective adventure story!

I love how he addresses his video to all ladies but only one man.

Also needs 'selfie stick' and 'yakkity sax' tags.

We are not Reddit.
We are not Buzzfeed.

At what point in a man's life does he lose his edge and become this? Will I even know when this happens to me? I hope not.

I'll mask my lament for the days I spent as a dangerous vagrant; I'll drown out my seething, all-encompassing rage and bitterness with suffocating desperation to "make the most" of my remaining pathetic years.

"If only I had died young" I will say "If only I had a heroes death while I was still relevent. People wouldn't remember me so shattered and feeble. If only I had died when someone, ANYONE still cared."

Then I will narrate my trip to Las Vegas with a GoPro ineptly facing the wrong way on the end of a stick. My aging stupidity and sheer anti-cool will be the only reason anyone notices.

My funeral will be a sparse and brief affair.