my first thought was, are they gonna show,
a black person in ma-ri-o

There's a special place in my heart for bad music.

poop on a microphone

They tried to rhyme "dweeb" with "leave", and the lines didn't even have a similar # of syllables or rhythm to the speech. THAT IS NOT HOW RHYMING WORKS.

Jesus Christ. Was this episode an SOS from the writers? A display of contempt for their audience? A hearty "Fuck you" to the execs who greenlit this? All of the above?

It took white people soooooo long to understand how rap works.

I couldn't stand to watch the whole thing. At some point, does someone rap "my name is [name] and I'm here to say..."?

That late 80s transitioning into early 90s was a bizarre period for children's entertainment.