A double decker baloney sandwich!

NILBOG. YES.

You can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!

Needs the scene where the monkey picks up the crystal (egg?) and takes off like a rocket.

What kind of idi-ott joke is this?!

What in the unholy shit did I just see?

Yeah, that about covers it. Amazing how much of this I've blocked out over the years.

Sing that song I like so much

It's hard to tell, but Nicolas Cage played all the parts in this film.

The corn scene almost killed me.

Think of the cholesterol!

I totally thought dad was gonna pee on him to teach him a lesson.

Both corn scenes almost killed me.

"Stop the car dad, I'm sick!" What a ninny

Dude can STOP TIME but still needs help from a kid to fight trolls?

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!!!

This had me at popcorn kissing.

THE TOXINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cause there's nothing odd about people coming to your home and square dancing uninvited.

You don't p!ss on hospitality, 'specially not if you've got a southern accent

WHAT AH YOO DOIN TO MAAH SON?

"He's not a little shit, he's just sensitive."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

This movie was one of the most grueling films to get through in cinema history. Surgery was easier to get through.

When they are driving and singing "row your boat", is it supposed to be an homage to manos?

I think the troll at 1:45 flashed him a "westside" before getting his hand chopped off.

The moral? Never accept ice cream from David Koresh or corn on the cob from a middle aged goth chick.

Sooo... the best way to defeat an invading goblin army is by taking a bite out of your Oscar Meyer baloney sandwich. Gee, thanks movie.

I for one, see absolutely nothing wrong with this film.

they're eating her.
and they're going to eat me.
oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Tonight on eating disorder theater...

Dear god the daughter's acting is painful.

I love this movie.

Jesus.