It's a long video, so if you're debating whether to spend your time watching it, I should point out that Mr VigilantChristian Mario DOES NOT take his argument in the way you probably assume he would! VC is, in fact, an anti-Christmas Christian, and he raises many of the same (logical, perfectly valid) objections as Cromwell and the Puritans once did. It's a rare treat to find War-on-Christmas media that breaks from tradition like this.

The second half of the video is given over entirely to a breathless girl named SpyKitten, who, armed with a slideshow of helpful Photoshop pics, explains the hidden realities of Saturn-worship.

I suffered through A Christmas Horror Story the other day to discover, sadly, that William Shatner was the best thing about it.

God sets up a crazy number of unfair traps for us.


He's like the worst DM.