It would not be ethical to rate my own video, so please take these stars.

The best is, if the Ask a Pornstar clips are any indication, pornstar April O'Neil would be a far better choice.

I've never seen the old TMNT movies, or the new ones, and probably never will. My frame of reference includes clips of the old cartoon and Arcade, NES, and SNES games, and that's it. Those had really good soundtracks.

TMNT2 is the only one I really remember; the Jim Henson designs were cool and an impromptu dance sequence with Vanilla Ice is something that should be in every movie ever, but that's about it.

only without the "actress" part.

Bebop and Rock Steady actually look kind of cool. The turtles themselves look shit, though.

I hope this has Krang in it. I mean I hated the trailer for the last movie, but...it might be fun with Krang.

Nobody Cares Pt 2 I see. This one seems to be appealing to the 90s nostalgia kids (like myself) who liked TMNT, with a more retro style and shit vs. the first one, but news flash I sort of aged 20 years since then. Like, I normally don't say this, because everybody's entitled to like whatever they want regardless of their age, but if you're in your 30s and still like TMNT then you kind of suck.

I think the idea is to get nostalgia dads to take their kids to see this.

Yeah I guess so, but do kids still watch TMNT? I know there's still shows and toys, and my best gauge for this is the fact that I still like to have trick or treaters come by my house, but I don't recall a single TMNT costume, at least in the last 5 years or so.

My nephew loves the hell out of the newest Ninja Turtles cartoon (I didn't even know there was a new one, mostly because, like IZ, I grew up and stopped caring). I've watched a few episodes with him and sometimes it's amusing, like how Krang is now an entire race of evil brain-monsters riding around in robot bodies that look like XCOM Thin Men and talk like Mojo Jojo.

April's constant protruding nipples are a great time.

True that.