City pigeons are so docile, you can't really begrudge the pelican a free meal.

I'd feel worse if it hadn't eaten such a worthless animal.

I like how the rest of the birds don't even blink. "Oh, that's just Frank. Don't mind him."

That's how you move up the food chain

I've been attacked by pigeons. evil little fuckers go pelican!

Between this and the cow eating a baby chick, I think I'm about omnivored-out.

The goose was going to do something, but thought better of it.

That Pelican is going to pick up so many diseases