John I thought you'd be all over this one, are you pretending you don't have her facial movements memorized by now? Also congrats on still being alive, I lost thirty dollars because of whatever pig valve they welded into your burger chest

Due to a minor injury, I recently visited the Emergency Room, and the nurse told me I had "the blood pressure of a seventeen year old, almost."

>>John I thought you'd be all over this one, are you pretending you don't have her facial movements memorized by now?

Not yet, and I don't think I need a new muse right now, but there's no reason to deny that she's a beguiling young creature, striking, intelligent-looking, and even a little androgynous. I may check out some more of her videos,

Yeah you just may if you can gain enough momentum to roll over and properly grasp the typing wand you wizard of loneliness

Also JoMo I thought you would at least be up on the fact that b had targeted this soft young sapling pretty hardly and she might be headed for some serious life strife...although she seems somehow more equipped if you have ever seen her out of character... I'll add the video from her hacked Icloud to the hopper and yall can be the judge...

Also rip Cats who died tragically while lashing out at the portal of evil TV commjnity

Well, I'm not seeing anything in her comments that comes close to the horrible days after the civil war, when Boxxy's comments averaged about 8-12 death threats per day.

She has been hacked, doxed, etc. I'm pretty sure her IRL boyfriend Dillon the hacker got like kidnapped and murdered in Mexico, it's all actually kind of creepy. The sad truth is boxy was the prototype to a siege machine they have fine tuned vicariously every second of every day since they turned her into an overweight psychotic. Sadly that was the worst cast scenario in the old days, nowadays the stakes are MUCH much darker. The consolodation of power on b is comparable to trumps
Ascension over the past few years, it's like Koch started backing them or something. Very troubling.

Blood pressure of Precious at 17

http://memegenerator.net/instance2/3790633

I am glad to hear about the blood pressure.

I am glad you are well, Mr. Motherfucker.

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Catie is neither overweight nor psychotic, and while she hasn't been making videos lately, according to her Twitter, she has been learning how to surf. Don't you wish they could be California girls?

Are you still talking to her mom? Did she come to visit you over the holidays?

Yes. No.

Let me be clear, I don't need any more young youtube lovelies to be obsessed with. I've learned just about everything that had to teach me... but in the gross and scope of mine opinion, Pupinia Stewart is that YouTube rarity, The Real Thing. Most of the so called youtube "celebrities" are cynical demogauges and shitty comedians, young guys dressing up in drag for the 1000th unfunny sexist miley cyrus parody.

Something like Boxxy may not be possible today. YouTube keeps polishing that logarthm, and independent youtubers who aren't willing to whack the Anita Pinata aren't doing as well. But the Real Thing is still the Real Thing.
This is something that didn't exist before YouTube, something raw and personal. One person standing in front of a camera, reaching out to one person in front of a screen. She's not as polished as Catie, but that may come with time, and she has all the photogenic charisma.

Sounds like somebody's falling in loooooooveeeee...

Did you see her Santa video?

https://youtu.be/hD52S1K5yDk

>>Sounds like somebody's falling in loooooooveeeee...

That may be true, Homer, but let's face facts. I'm way too old for you.'

Yes you are, and don't you forget it.

sucks when a girl is actually in danger and you want to blow her off, Box Manitee was NEVER in legitimate danger and this girl has her boyfriend KIDNAPPED AND MURDERED and you could not care less JHM? jesus christ, if you're wondering why you can't find the details the level of raid they are unleashing on her on Encyclopedia Dramatica its cause they fucking DDS'd the shit out of ED until they removed all traces of her entirely. this is like boxxy 4.0 and not only because she is about 400 times more fucking talented, but because the threat to her safety is about 500 times more legit than it ever was with that fat sweaty talentless fuck

Is that you, Zoe?

I REALLY hope it's not true about Dillon the hacker. That kid is one of the funniest motherfuckers out there.

Who the fuck am I supposed to be, Batman? I've never been able to actually help Boxxy or anyone else who was the subject of Internet harassment. Make no mistake, if she's being terrorized, I'm against that.

She's being more than terrorized man

And no one expects you to be bat holmes mofo, you're too impotent and ineffective when it comes to your causes and convictions to handle being a superhero. Though I'm sure there is an at least 60 percent chance they will find your corpse in a batman suit a la David carradine, paralyzed from a head wound after an auto erotic asphyxiation crank off session goes wrong and you rip out the fucking shelving and the fan with your corpulence when you try to arrange the setup and they just find you there in a swath of your own piss blood and shit, a battered phlegm encrusted makeshift boxgut wanking scrap book wedged in your atrophied folds, mumbling orations and calling out to invisible child companions to guide you with their soft slightly androgynous hands to the next plane

Yeah my dad always said it like "Boo-ie" and he grew up in that era. Extra stars for Starman

Zest is THIS really where you draw the line?

I think so, unless she gets better. But she's not a comedienne by any means, at least not yet. So I'll keep low-starring Stewart's videos just like That guy one-stars everything Star Wars until I see proof that it's not just some cute little troll.

It's ok zest, we're all of us getting older.

And if you seee my reflection in a SNOW covered mountain...

Kids these days are post Tim and eric, post milo malls, post postmodern, this is a fluid distillation of that evolving proses

*Milonakis

Yeah I guess that's how things go; I remember when I felt so cool putting Elliott Smith and Microphones on a mixtape, and even putting The Mountain Goats or Andrew Jackson Jihad on a mix CD makes me feel dated now. Tim and Eric is George Carlin for my generation and this is the future of comedy.

Well, I 1-star everything star warts and my little brony, so I suppose it's only fair my comedy bang bang vid in the hopper is getting some downvotes. I was overdue for a correction.

On another note, this is the closest thing to a hopper war that I've created.

But IZ, come on homie. She's talented and insane. You should love her.

Ha! I was listening to CBB podcast earlier and Scott's nephew Todd was on there. Funniest stuff I've heard in a long time. And Zach Galifinakis was also promoting something, seemingly uncaring and like "get me out of here" just to go back to the show whose name I've already forgotten he was trying to promote. I don't want to turn into a Zach! So keep it up Stewart! I really truly mean that. One monkey like me doesn't stop the show. :)

She's a great actress and she's got impeccable comic timing. Normally something like this wouldn't work - it's hard to make an obviously fake character funny - but she is one of those rare Youtube entertainers who can pull it off magnificently! She's going to be the next Francis, maybe even the next Borat.

As a Baby Boomer, I have no idea how to pronounce "Lavigne".

as a baby boomer you should be dead soon thank fucking god

classic neworcs heel turn, and a long time coming

I already outlived one lotsmoreorcs. Maybe you shouldn't tempt fate.

From what I understand you owe zoes legacy a facial tattoo it would probably get you laid on tindr (NOT bumble tho)

we lost another one so two now john cats domino died wh
While attempting to flame a Chris chan video. It is upsetting that you obviously seem to indulge some kind Of dark possessive victory over Zoe by outliving her, relishing in the fact that she "isn't anything anymore" or whatever you said. It's pretty textbook Bundy logic, using death to penetrate and possess someone to the absolute fullest, pure sociopathy if not outright psychopathy

This girl is a fucking PLAYA.

I've seen a few more of her videos, and they all belong here.

I refuse to believe that "extravagant sex" refers to anything less than sex on a pile of money in a volcano hideout a la Diabolik.

It was like being in the game Omikron

Jeez, extravagant sex to me is just fucking at work or in a phone booth..

aw, neworcs, I knew you were that guy.

pics?

Sorry guys even I have no idea who these assholes are anymore.

-Pete

So, wait. You're telling us you boned a fourteen year old at eighteen and that we're the creeps?

poe is apparently now frequented by not one but a bunch of homeless heroin-orcs.

Pete, you could try changing the fucking password.

Nah man, for one I dont know how, and Zoe was the one who picked out that password for two. I can't bring myself to do it, having my ear to the streets through poE is sometimes helpful as well.

ewww