5 stars for the dairy conspiracy

Actually, coke can make a dandy marinade

whoever wins, the peanut butter creationist loses

-2 for 'John' Hopkins

+1 for using "Apache"

Dr. Pepper is very often used on ham in the South.

You laugh, but my mom actually did use coke on the ham we ate for easter. It was good.

21st Century intercorporate conflict is so much less interesting than I was led to expect.