Forgot the stars

He sounds like a drunk guy pleading his female friend to finally have sex with him, modulating between thinly-veiled bribes and poor attempts at bravado.

He will wake up alone in the morning.

He gets into his golden elevator in a building with his name on it and asks someone to find out how many retweets he got last night.

Have you ever seen a drunk person? The Trumpster doesn't even drink.

Yeah I've never known a drunk person who talked like this, and I spent many a christmas with my drunk right-wing in-laws. I actually wish he would have a few, take the edge off, and challenge Putin to a game of beer pong or something. Beer pong solves most problems; everyone's a winner!

If he isn't drunk then he's drunk on himself, or having some kind of stroke.

I think he's drunk though.

To be fair though, the evangelical crowd will go with anyone who can play-act the word "Jesus" convincingly enough while giving them a metaphorical loving blowjob with eye contact. Hence Cruz.

Are there (or have there ever been) any rules for cussin' at rallies? I think in actual debates I've only heard "damn" (from both Sanders and Trump) but I think rallies (at least at this stage) are off the FCC grid.

whatever, nerd