cognitivedissonance  - 2016-02-08
The psycho and the path are one.
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memedumpster - 2016-02-08
Is Ted Cruz from Transsexual Transylvania? Gays and trans people are Satanic serial killers (he may think this is the coolest shit ever). Likes keeping people as pets (no citizenship). You can go down the entire list and just imagine each one of those things is a sexual fetish, with the worse it is being a bigger kick for his libido, then look into those eyes. You can easily imagine him fucking Jesse Helms while the Supreme Court is made to watch surrounded by pregnant women as starving refugees cannibalize people alive in the backdrop of a burning theocracy.
"Healthcare!? You want... HEALTHCARE!? Well... !" *cue music opener* "Let me tell you about... sick care... mmmmm...hmhmhmh"
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infinite zest - 2016-02-08
Surprised he still says Trump's an un-nominatable joke though like it was still August. He's projected to win New Hampshire, and most of the East and West Coasts like him more. Cruz has the sleepy states but that's about it, so it's really not a joke anymore.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-02-09 The thing about Trump (based on something I heard on NPR that I can't really reference) is that the Republican establishment hates him. THAT'S what makes him unnominatable. The report was that if he gets enough delegates to win, there's going to be some kind of floor fight. THAT ought to be worth making some popcorn!
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EvilHomer - 2016-02-09 Of course the Republican establishment hates him, just as the Democrat establishment hates him. Trump is simply Hillary in cockface. The electoral dialectic won't work if both candidates have already achieved synthesis.
But yeah, John, let's all grab "some popcorn" and watch the "floor fight". COMACHO 2016 YO
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Old_Zircon - 2016-02-09 Except the Democrat establishment loves Hillary, so I don't know how that analogy works. In terms of his politics he has a lot of overlap with her platform, but in terms of his cultural role in his party, he's more comparable to Bernie Sanders.
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infinite zest - 2016-02-09 Yeah Trump and Bernie's rhetoric at its very core are pretty much the same: "the system's broke and I'll fix it." And that sentiment rings true to the American People more than the concept of four more years of the same, Democrat or Republican. If either wins reality will soon set in, but nobody's thinking about the US Congress right now.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-02-09 I think an assumption here is also that Trump is unelectable as a republican because despite his absurd campaign rhetoric he's actually a moderate liberal on most issues.
I'm not sure if I buy that though.
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memedumpster - 2016-02-10 IZ makes an excellent point. Who is more likely to pay for raising us out of the shitter? The rich, or Mexico?
Shit, Trump really is more electable.
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That guy - 2016-02-09
fuuuuuuuhhh
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Sanest Man Alive - 2016-02-09
You don't even need to drag his woo-woo beliefs into this dialog. I already know this asshole is nuclear-option crazy just from his congressional resumé.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-02-10 You know, my theology is pretty weak but if I'm not mistaken, isn't the leader whose rise to power precedes the second coming of Christ actually the antichrist? Is Cruz's father saying Cruz is the antichrist?
I'm basing that mostly on the Omen movies but still.
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