BEWARE I LIVE

--Ted Cruz

POSSIBLE RESPONSES

YES/NO
OR WHAT?
GO AWAY
PLEASE COME BACK LATER
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
LET'S DISPEL THIS MYTH THAT BARACK OBAMA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING, HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING.....

Dost thou know what thoust is doing?
Y/N?

N

But thoust must!

Dost thou know what thoust is doing?
Y/N?

Want some rye?

Did you see the human car crash they created when the ABC moderator called their names? RPG NPCs have way better pathfinding AI.

Course I do.

my uncle did the sound on return to OZrk!

thats his voice dictating how to tie the knot!

What cracks me up is that he isn't going to be running in the next election, so ... uh ... well, it just cracks me up is all. Like saying Hitler is a bad man and you shouldn't vote for him even though he ended up in a ditch, on fire.

I think it's supposed to be an applause line?

But, eh, yeah...better elect a republican quick before Obama keeps being president?

I really hate Rubio, but I was reading a (ahem) Buzzfeed article (not my fault, it was redirected from Huffingpost) that goes into his anxiety and panic attacks, among other things, the anxiety being the catalyst for him tending to repeat himself. And if you've ever suffered from severe anxiety, it just sucks.

There's the link, but remember, it is Buzzfeed, but these days, I can't tell the difference between BF and HuffPo in the first place.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/the-anxiety-of-marco-rubi o#.ofJ6eXGbAR

But sympathy for the devil or not, I wouldn't want anyone with big anxiety issues in the White House. Imagine if there was a surgeon who graduated top of his or her class, but they got anxious around blood. Anyway it's an interesting read, and as much as I hate the guy, I do think it's a little unfair for his opponents to bully on him so hard about a psychological condition that affects tens of millions.

I had no idea he suffered from a condition. I'll no longer mock it, but Trump will.

and then deny doing it