I'd like to see each candidate represented by a Peanuts character, but sadly I know nearly nothing about it. But Trump would certainly be Lucy, and Clinton Peppermint Patty. Ben Carson's the teacher/adult you can't understand, but that's all I've got.

The official onomatopoeia is 'wah'. http://www.wahwahmachine.com/

"it" being the Peanuts. Besides the X-mas special I never really read it.

Dangit, the sound's not working for me for some reason even though the page loads fine. Anyway it told me that I couldn't type in "FUCK YOU" so I lost interest.. Good grief.

Bernie Sanders would be Woodstock because he's a stupid hippie.

Sanders would be Linus.

Martin O'Malley is Shermy.


http://peanuts.wikia.com/wiki/Shermy

..and Chris Christie as PigPen.

IZ: I see Clinton as Lucy: imagine that iconic football scene but with Hillary and Jeb.

Ah, that works too. I guess Trump can be The Red Baron then. :)

Bernie is the Great Pumpkin, because the kid who needs the security blanket is going to sit helplessly in the cold all night waiting for him instead of solving his own problems. Hillary is Marcie. Did you forget about her? Exactly. Jeb is the narrator who sings "No Dogs Allowed" and Trump is Garfield.

When I see Jeb being mocked for not being a tough guy by Donald "Megyn Kelly is mean to me" Trump, I do feel sort of sorry for him. DONALD TRUMP is Huey Long without the intellectual edge.

And none of them are Snoopy

Infinite Zest - try this link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usGObvP42GM

Jill Stein is Snoopy. She's too fucking cool for this party.

should have subtracted a star for not having "please clap"

Please clap is in there!

Comptroller Jeb Bush, Houston Community College.

Nick Bravo climbing a ladder
Ben Schumin Tries Out a Pair of Shoes
Walmart employee caught jerking off

Objectum Sexual Makes Out With Amusement Park Ride.

Fat Man With Nine Cats Eats Tuna Sub