No 90s token hot goth chick. So you're wrong.

Something About Mary Hair more than fills that slot.

I wish they would do a live action version of The Real Ghostbusters instead.

AND you get to pay the stars less than if you had male equivalents!

Lot of whining from them thats for sure.

Ghostbusters was the Velvet Underground of comedy movies?

That is an astoundingly incorrect opinion.

Maybe the Velvet Goldmine...

I mean guess technically Velvet Goldmine is the Velvet Goldmine of comedy movies... kinda?

The issue is that your taste is bad.

My taste is absolutely fucking terrible, but even I realize that, if your comedy is relying on the comic appeal of Murray / Ramis / Aykroyd / Hudson, at least two of them ought to be reconsidered.

Maybe we'll get Ramis in the new movie, though.

He'll be the first ghost they trap.

Cecily and Aidy are going to be in there too so that's another plus.

That is completely cockamamie.

Agreed. Lukewarm is the most likely outcome.

But lukewarm is the worst.

Forced for sure. It feels like all of the bits were polished and re-written to death.
The original, while more good than great, was looser and less glossy.

Having grown to really like these comics and the rest of the cast I am pleased to go see this.

But hey this is just a fucking trailer to garner interest.

They weren't exactly going to pop out and be like "Two in a box!"

Sounds like it had elements of dubstep in the original theme.

Watching it again, it looks bad.

Go home you trash fire.

Grumpy

My stars go here.

"Ah HEEEEEEEEl no!"

1. telegraph the joke.
2. do the joke.
3.explain the joke.
4. let it simmer.

my stars are withheld pending a judgement re: size mattering or not

I'm all for franchises being ruined, fuck franchises.

But yeah, this doesn't look bad enough to be interesting.

Now it's nearly 2:1 against. I'm having trouble believing that 350K people are redpill dickheads.

I'm not sure this "tone" means what you think it means.

The cars, camera filters, effects shots, and banter very closely match Ghostbusters, though it remains to be seen if the dialogue is as oversexed, personally I hope so.

Of course, I'm talking to myself here, what you mean is "vagina," because animal. You act like the Internet hasn't been having this conversation over this movie for ten solid months.

I thought they were doing a sequel, but this looks like a reboot. They seem to be starting from scratch as though the original team never existed. Also how come once again the black one is the non-scientist? Do they not think black people can become scientists?

I *think* it's a sequel, but if it's a reboot then fuck 'em. The only time I've ever seen a reboot work (recently, post-BSG) was the MK9 reboot, and that only worked because it wasn't a true reboot, just an alternate timeline from a separate slice of the MK/DC comics multiverse.

Even if it is a sequel, though, no Kylie means not interested. Yeah, OK, spraying ectoplasm all over the heroines is great and all, but even discounting all the tiresome post-film-era cliches, the lack of Kylie is too much to overlook.

And of course the black one is a scientist. She might not be really smart about all that science stuff, but she's got a PhD in Knowing New York.

That's even worse. It seems that all the jokes she has is in acting "hood". And you know what I think about that...
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That's not racist! Knowing New York is a useful skill which takes many long years of study, or an Android phone with a Navigation app, in order to master. Black Ghostbuster also has at least a Master's Degree in fields like being loud, slapping people what how a religious-type person might do, and having an uncle who owns a car. These are all wonderful, empowering, obviously-African-American skills, and if you think they are somehow "less important" than knowing about engineering or quantum physics, then clearly it is YOU who are being the racist.

The tone of the humor is not like the original at all, nor is the cinematography particularly close (partly because of film, but still).

I hope we reach true equality someday just so it will be perfectly acceptable to say this looks terrible.

Perhaps if you said it from the kitchen?

This looks terrible.

***** Nominal

That should be the top comment on YT, Nom.

Yeah, Feig was a good bet at least. I didn't guess the jokes would be this bad.

How dare they recognize females

Women can make shitty movies too! WE CAN DO IT!!!!

Move over, fellas! Overproduced, franchised, canned-comedy is for girls!

that's an implied false dilemma, fuckface

Jeez, you couldn't write a worse comment if you tried.