what hes doing on the travis county GOP is true trolling

Honestly? If you want to explore that train of reasoning, Chelsea DOES look more like her alleged father than like Bill.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=webb+hubbel&t=ffsb&iax=1&ia=images
Note the distinctive jowly cheeks and frog mouth.

What gets me about this rumor is how quick people are to divide up along partisan lines, seemingly without examining the evidence or thinking the story through.

Consider, for example, the implications of Hillary cuckolding Bill: Bill is confirmed to be a notorious philanderer, and he exposed Hillary to more public humiliation than any other First Lady in history has ever had to endure. If Hillary was going behind Bill's back and screwing around on him, then that would not be a point *against* her, that would be a point *in her favor*! Getting knocked up by another man and making Bill raise his fake-daughter would be the ultimate "Fuck You" to a husband she can't stand, but for career reasons, cannot divorce. It would be something which both her detractors AND her fans could get behind. It would be an empowering act.

When I look at cherry picked pics where the lighting is right and she's wearing a ton of lipstick (as is the style for women now) then it looks possible.

Here's just a random collection of pics, the "distinctive" jowls nowhere much apparent, I'm afraid. But the resemblance to a younger Hillz is striking.

https://www.google.com/search?q=chelsea+clinton&source=lnms&tb m=isch&sa=X

It's true, what you say though. I have no doubt I could successfully start a rumor that Chelsea was Barack Obama's love child. At this point we're long past even a passing nod to physical reality.

Well, maybe "jowls" is the wrong word for their droopy, formless cheeks. My point is, Chelsea and her father have got the same cheek structure, jawline, and mouth.

Now, one point that actually is favorable for the "Bill is the father" conspiracy-theorist camp is the fact that young Miss Chelsea has got a fat nose, just like Bill - but then again, Hillary's nose is fairly large too.

Yes, she does look just like her dad, as so.

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2009/top10_clinton/top 10_clinton_bill.jpg

This whole rumor thing is just a bog standard political gambit to hurt your opponent. In the famous words of that great Democrat, LBJ ""Of course it ain't true, but I want to make the son-of-a-bitch deny it."

>> This whole rumor thing is just a bog standard political gambit to hurt your opponent.

If this were true - and I'm not saying it isn't - then the corollary would, by necessity, also be true: "the whole rumor-denying thing is just a bog standard political gambit to help your ally." Ad hominems and appeals to motive are certainly fun, but ultimately lead us nowhere; the real question is, what evidence is there, and where does it lead us.

Anyway, given that you are a proponent of the Noble Lie concept, should I assume that you *approve* of this story about Chelsea's parentage being thrown about, despite its having little solid evidence to support it?

Chelsea's parents were a Somali pirate and the dinosaur killing comet (you can determine which is which), and that is irrelevant to her character as a human being and her path through life.

You apes and your need for eugenically backed false authority, I love you little Hitlerscamps!

Yes, thank you TruthDumpster. And speaking of which, serious question: why can't more Presidential daughters be hot? The closest we came to a hot First Daughter so far was Meghan McCain, but of course her dad lost, so she doesn't count. Even college-coed Chelsea was virtually unbangable, so getting saddled with Chelsea AGAIN would be simply unconscionable.

One more reason to support Trump.

"Hot" is subjective. No human feature is hot or not, it's just everyone has their own combination of features they find more attractive than others.

To some, Ellen Axson Wilson was the optimum collage of hotness, a right fiery kind of sex-frumpy.

Oh, what do I think of the claim as metaphor? Pretty meaningless, on that account. As Meme points out, it tells us nothing about Chelsea and little of her parents ( A claim of a love child of Bill's would be more appropriate metaphor ).

No, here we have an unmitigated piece of shit dumping on a decent if somewhat class bound child of a couple power player parents. It don't work as metaphor. It's patently false on the literal face of it, and there's a piece of lint on your lapel. Plebe.

No, you're getting confused by the imprecision of language. Hotness, as I am using the term, is an objective quality derived from a sophisticated set of underlying mathematical principles. One's *experience* of hotness (i.e. your learned, emotionally-contextualized appreciation for beauty) is to some degree subjective, yes! However, it is a mistake to conflate the observer-dependent experience of hotness with the observer-independent quality of hotness.

That is to say, some people might, for their own weird reasons, have a fetish for ugly girls. Such a person could see Chelsea and say "Wow, she is hot {"elicits a strong feeling of appreciation based upon my own learned sexual preferences"}", and there would be absolutely nothing wrong with this! However, he would not be correct in saying "Oh, she is hot {"conforms to the principles of mathematical symmetry which define the basic playing-field of beauty"}".

In even simpler terms, an HB-8 is an HB-8, but on an individual level, she may be re-adjusted anywhere from an HB-6 to an HB-10, depending upon your own personal preferences.

Mr Wildcat - of course the accusation doesn't tell us anything about Chelsea's character. It tells us a little about the character *of the elder Ms Clinton* (which is, of course, the whole reason why it got brought up), and maybe reflects a tiny bit on the character of William Blythe (on the grounds that, if true, it is just one more example of his inability to connect on any significant level with the person who is supposedly closest to him), but why ever would it reflect upon, or need to reflect upon, Chelsea herself?

"Hotness, as I am using the term, is an objective quality derived from a sophisticated set of underlying mathematical principles."

Cool, you list the formulas and I'll consider reading the rest of what you wrote. I scanned the paragraphs and saw no numbers or operator symbols.

Oh for fuck sake, you two. I learned that formula in primary school.

The angle of dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat and inversely proportional to the square of the mass of the ass.

@EH: because Chelsea is the one being attacked here. That's a dumb thing to do for any number of reasons, going after someone's kids. I don't even _like_ Hillary yet watching this I feel very sympathetic towards the Clinton family. Was that the intended effect?

Ahem.

Who fucking cares?

^Oh yeah, NSFW

FUCK YOUR NSFW FAGGOT

My first thought was "those are not real tweets, they can't be." Then, I looked at up his actual account, my god there are worse.

Don't worry, orcs, buddy, it isn't real work, it's just a letter that sometimes represents it, put the heroin down and stop crying, your fragile hands are still for dick only, no one will make you labor, it's okay, shhhhhh, it's okay.

fuck you old fat ponytail fuck i dont care how long youve been here cretinous fucking baby boomer scum

robert morrow is a champion of the people, who spoke in a resounding voice when they rallied around him and granted him 54 percent of the vote

I was thinking the same thing. She probably has a lot of practice with it by now.

shes well trained