Five fucking minutes? No fucking way.

I was front row at a 2 hour ELP show and all I can remember from it was Keith's extended solo act.

I remember that I was sitting and the isle, and just when the band came on, a young girl's foot from the row behind me was resting uncomfortably on my shoulder. I nudged the foot, and the unconscious girl tumbled down the arena steps. It seemed like I heard her head hit the concrete, but I was pretty fucked up myself.

Her boyfriend laughed, scooped her up, and dumped her in a seat. From time to time, I looked back at her, and it seemed like she didn't move for the next two hours.