You know someone is an 80's nerd if they know the correct response to "You remind me of the babe."

What babe?

NEVER shake a baby David Bowie.

great, but still needed connelly tits

Bowie's genitals have been known to cure mange.

David. Bowie's. Area.

I'm not sure if this is a high point, or a low point to Bowie's career.

This was the only part of the movie I liked.

When I was 10, that bulge made me afraid of sex.

Bowie was supposed to stuff a sock in his jock but used a sleeping bag.

Connelly was 14 in this movie, perv

Labyrinth drinking game: Take a drink whenever you catch yourself staring at Bowie's crotch.

This was one of those movies where I disliked the beginning (crazy cosplay LARP chick) and the end (everyone kind of goes nuts for no reason), but the muppetry and the middle bits were awesome.