'This seems staged. I've been doing magic tricks for baboons in the wild for a solid 12 years, They never jump forward like this, clearly this was either drugged or already agitated. Usually they fly off into the sky when threatened.'

Who knew the desire to kill witches was a hard-wired instinct?

Baboon is impressed.

Just a few more decades before the guy is a robot and the baboon is you.

And so baboon-kind learned that man is the shifty ape.