The ninjer empire!

blew my fucking mind

!!!!!!!!!

It's not just this scene, everything in this movie is gold. "BUT WILL IT BLOW MY ENEMIES UP?!???!"

This movie just went on my "to do" list.

As seen on Evil Video 2. NINJAS GO DOWN STAIRS LIKE THIS.

Omega Supreme will fuck you up. In the name of the Ninjer Empiah. Also, Garfield phone.

If I have a guy's phone number I usually call without sending the robot first.

Ninja are supreme and you have double-crossed it!

Garfield motherfucking PHONE, man!

I like to think they had a regular phone until someone noticed the dramatic way the eyes fly open.

He must have huge balls to take on ninjas and robots with a garfield phone and pajamas.

Wait..isn't this GOLDEN NINJA WARRIOR?

The hand-gesture he makes at -1:02 is priceless.

"Just calling to make sure you got our robot death threat. Did that come through all right?"

it's too beautiful to be real

I swear that toy robot was a repainted version of a transformer toy, no? I think it was the one that turned into a train/tank/space rocket - it even had tracks (that attached to its back in robot form) to use while in train mode. I can tell by the head.

Anyone know which one I mean?

I have to speak in stop/start sentences. I have no time to stay and chat!

Ninjer Empiah. Garfield phone. White-guy faux-kata. Double karate-chop pose. GOLD.

I'm glad he just answered the phone in the middle of the robot attack.

There's really no way to make this funnier.

Was this dubbed by the cast of Transformers: Headmasters?

I do not remember rating this, but was anybody else reminded of Kentucky Fried Movie when they watched this?

Go to hell.

Ninjas send toy robots to make their death threats, then call the guy up on the phone to make sure he got the message...

The ninja empire DEFINITELY needs to be reformed.

So ... Lou Reed is an emo ninja =/ ?

Garfield Phone

Watching this always fills me with joy. Why can't hollywood learn from cinematic masterpieces like this?

CLASSIC

That would be Godfrey "God" Ho.

I had a dream just like this, but I was naked and my dad was blowing me.

Okay, so, if a ninjer is corrupt, you can doublecross him.

But if he bangs a chick before marriage, they go to Unicorn Village.

And there's a card involved somewhere.

I followed the tags from the Garfield cave of forgotten dreams and was not disappointed!