I did get a pretty bad bacterial infection a few months ago, but I've also been computerless save for my iPhone (which is no fun to write long comments on) but I've been checking in every day and I'm getting a new cpu soon too. Love ya guys!
There was one web 1.0 Flash crap I tried to find recently that featured a talking French girl singing "un-lapelle" or something similar to that. I don't know how to describe it other than saying it had that 1.0 retarded flavor to it and in some of the early forums I frequented it was treated like a proto Rick Roll to piss people off.
There was one that showed up in the Poe forums (or sexsexworld maybe) back around '02 that I've never been able to find again called "can't stop shitting." that wasn't really remarkable but I've always wanted to find it just because I can't. It was one of those "OH LOL THI S IS A WACKY JOKE" (but actually it's obvious a fetish thing) productions, and was a "game" that was just a John K. style drawing of a woman sitting on a toilet, and you could click icons of different food to make her have attacks of (non-explicit, just sound effects and pained expressions) diarrhea. Came out right around the same time as that briefly controversial French flash game where you were chased through a Zelda-style forest by naked men and had to shoot them with your shotgun before they caught and sodomized you.
You know, I watched a fuck ton of stupid flash videos and such in the early days of the meme-based internet (I spent way too much time on newgrounds) and I honestly do not remember ever seeing this.