I couldn't in all good conscience give it a 7.0 because, well, it stank like ass. Not in a bad kind of a way, but definitely in an ass kind of a way.

So, is this a weird fetish? Dudes pay women to rate shit and talk dirty and stuff? I guess weirder things have happened.

I had a pretty funny ABC embed in the corner.

No unboxing?

Anyone got pics or videos of her ass?

If you absolutely must eat ass, make sure to mechanically tenderize it first and then try soaking it in milk. That should take some of the gamey flavor out.

Every time I see something like this, I think about those huge data storage facilities that the NSA maintain to store internet traffic. When you consider that our government has a tendency to declassify and release the info it has after some period of time, it is very likely that your kids/grandkids might be able to search for you over the span of your time on the internet.

Vanessa's grandkids might one day have the pleasure of watching their grandma give a review of the first time she ate ass. This review might become a historical record. A record of how in 2016, it didn't actually taste as bad as you might think to eat ass.

If this is fake (i.e. done for humor) I hope she doesn't go the shitty Pupina or Boxy route and just run the joke into the fucking ground until it not remotely funny anymore.

Finally! Something official!